The Six Phases of Working

This was a hilarious forward I got from my mother the other day, and I couldn't help but pass it on.

"Laugh it up, fuzzball ..." Han Solo

Phase 1: Listening to Jazz Music

 
Your first day at work is great.
Your co-workers are wonderful, your office is cute, you love your boss, and your President is the best!

Phase 2: Listening to Pop Music

 
After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.

Phase 3: Listening to Heavy Metal

This is what happens after SIX months!

Phase 4: Listening to Hip Hop Music

You become bloated due to stress, you're gaining weight due to lack of exercise because you are so tired and have so much work to do and when you get home you have more work to do.
You feel sluggish and suffer from constipation.
Your fellow co-workers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in.

Phase 5: Listening to Gangsta Rap

After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.

Phase 6: Listening to the voices in your head

You have locked the office door to keep people out, You wonder WHY you are even here in the first place and WHY did I come to work today!